So far only one sale but I’ve developed a song and dance routine. My song goes like this:
Come to our garage sale, you won’t regret it, you won’t regret it. Come and buy our stuff. There’s bargains galore, its walking out the door. You won’t regret it. You won’t regret it.
A man said my dance was lovely but he didn’t buy anything.
One hour to go. I hope there’s a last minute rush.