If ever you are in the CBD and you see an eatery called Lord of the Fries, you might be tempted by their witty, punning name and their promise of freshly cooked fries with a variety of sauces. You might think, sure it’s not the healthiest choices but I’ve got some credit in my calorie piggy bank, so why not? You might even think the fries with gravy and cheese sound like a super smashing idea.
Now I’m going to tell you why you should resist. Because they aren’t worth it. Trust me, there is no way they can freshly cook chips and have them ready so quickly. There is not way they can freshly cook chips and make them so soggy. The cheese is that tasteless pre-grated stuff and the gravy is too salty.
Walk on past and get something good for ya. I know cos I’ve been there. And that’s the type of generous and caring person I am – taking one for the team so you don’t have to waste your calories on bad takeaways.